#1 in strawberry
❝hello?❞
❝is this bella's ice cream?❞
❝what?❞
❝i guess not❞
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in which a girl is in dire need of strawberry ice cream and calls the local ice cream parlor.
the boy who answers does not work there.
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"Hey."
"Hi Caleb. So when's our first date? Today?"
"Whoa there girlie. I'm the one who asks you."
"Then hurry up and ask me."
"Good god, what's your hurry?"
"I'm just excited. I never went on a date before."
"Alright... So Strawberry. You wanna go on a date with me?"
"Hmmmmm."
"What? You nearly force me to ask you out and all I get is hmm?"
"Calm your shit Caleb. Yeah, I want to go on a date with you."
"Oh! By the way, I would really live to go to Olive Garden."
"..."
"I... have no words."
"I know right?! I'm just the best girlfriend."
"Sure, yeah. Just be ready tomorrow evening at six."
"Why not tonight?"
"We met two days in a row. Can't you wait another day to see me? I understand if you can't, I am pretty hot, if i do say so myself."
"Please please don't pass that annoying habit on to our childr-- I mean, uh, the children you will have with ANOTHER WOMAN. Yeah that's what I meant."
"Isn't it a little early to be thinking about having my children, Strawberry? We have yet to go on our first date."
"Oh my god, Caleb. I wasn't thinking about having your children. Bloody hell, I wasn't thinking about having anyone's children."
"You would just love having my children."
"Caleb!"
"You sound like a snake when you hiss."
"..."
"Shut the hell up before I make sure I'll never be able to have your children."
"Strawberry? Violent? That's gotta be a first."
"I take back my words. I couldn't kick anything, because there's nothing there to kick."
*cue evil laughter*
"You're lucky I am nice to girls."
"Or I would roast you with insults."
"..."
"Strawberry?"
"I thought we were past this hanging up on me thing."
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we're almost finished here guys. I'll probably end this book at 45 chapters.
dedicated to THEDORYGGIRL_DOLLER because she votes on all HCHS chapters and what more do I need to say? that's all it takes to get a dedication from me lmao. ^^thank you for reading, sorry I don't know your name. so lemme just call you dory. thank you for reading my book dory :-)
who's sad??? I am. Only three more chapters boooohoooooo.
