The Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble

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ENTRANT #6 - BEAVIS (BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD)

the crowd went wild as a teen with blonde hair and a metallica shirt walked down the ramp

Jim Ross: it's beavis, from beavis and butt head

Trebek: what cruel parent would name their kid butthead?

beavis took a soda can and chugged it

Jim Ross: dear god, whats he doing?

beavis pulled his shirt over his head and starts shouting

BEAVIS: I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP!

King: he's on a sugar high!

beavis runs into the ring and attacks claude, knocking him down

Trebek: there goes claude!

fisher sneaks behind beavis and puts him in a chokehold

Jim Ross: fisher has him in a choke hold!

beavis throws his head back into fisher, and hits him in the nose

Jim Ross: he hit him right on the bridge of the nose

fisher starts bleeding from the nose

fisher lets him go, and snake approaches beavis

before snake can do anything, beavis headbutts snake in the groin

King: and down goes snake!

beavis starts running around the ring screaming

BEAVIS: I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP!

King: beavis is going crazy!

claude gets back up, and kicks beavis in the ribs

beavis is stunned, and claude grabs beavis by the back of his shirt and throws him over the top and to the floor

Trebek: claude just tossed beavis out!

3RD ELIMINATED: BEAVIS, BY CLAUDE, 0:44

snake runs up and gives claude a skull crushing finale

the 10 second clock appears on the titantron

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

BZZT

ENTRANT #7 MIKE HAGGAR (FINAL FIGHT)

the crowd gave a mixed reaction as a muscular man with a handlebar mustache entered the ring

Jim Ross: now we're gonna see some bodies flying, this guys huge!

haggar runs in and double clothesline snake and fisher

Jim Ross: he nearly took their heads off!

claude runs torwards haggar, and haggar kicks him in the gut and jackknife powerbombs him

haggar picks snake up and gives him a piledriver

fisher walks behind haggar and grabs the back of his head

haggar turns around and punches sam fisher and then gives him a snapmare

haggar then does a running senton on fisher