The Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble

Dinner is served

ENTRANT #11 - RONALD MCDONALD

the kids in the crowd were going wild, but the adults were sitting in the audience bored, as a clown in a yellow suit, and red and white striped sleeves and a mcdonalds bag entered the arena

Jim Ross: its ronald mcdonald

King: i'm sure you know all about mcdonalds jr

before entering the ring, ronald walked around to the kids and giving them happy meals

Trebek: hey, he's doing what bret hart used to do

King: except he's doing artery clogging food and not sunglasses

Jim Ross: hope he doesn't give you anything and you have another heart attack

claude grabbed ronald by his hair and dragged him over the top rope and into the ring

ronald elbowed claude and hit him with an x factor

ronald started to dance, as hank hill approached the clown,

ronald kicked hank in the gut and fame-assered him

Trebek: damn, ronald takes out claude and hank hill

ronald did a cartwheel and started dancing

on the other side of the ring, haggar was squeezing snake in a bear hug

donkey kong approached ronald mcdonald

ronald waved at the ape, and donkey attempted to punch him

ronald ducked, crawled under kong's legs and did a backstabber on him

the ape was writhing in pain as the 10 second clock appeared on the titantron

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

BZZZT

ENTRANT #12 - MARIO (SUPER MARIO BROS)

King: mamma mia! it's mario!

the crowd went wild as the familiar mustached plumber came out

mario ran full speed and jumped over the rope

mario clotheslined hank

mario kicked haggar knocking him down

claude ran up to mario and ddt'd him

claude turned around and saw a suspicious cardboard box

Trebek: why is the a box in the ring?

claude walked up to it and started kicking it,

Jim Ross: if you've ever played the metal gear games, you'd know that's one of snake's most popular tricks

out of nowhere, snake runs up and clotheslines claude over the top and he hits the floor

Trebek: he wasn't even in the box!

6TH ELIMINATED- CLAUDE, by solid snake, 7:21

mario jumps on donkey kongs back, and starts punching his head

kong grabbed mario and threw him on the ground, kong then did a running senton on mario

ronald mcdonald runs to hank hill and spinning heel kicks him