The Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble

Pervert Court

ENTRANT #16 - RANGIKU MATSUMOTO (BLEACH)

the crowd popped(mostly the men) as a young, well endowed, blonde woman in a low cut robe entered the arena.

King: PUPPIES! YEE HAW!

rangiku rushed into the ring and got in a staredown with goku

rangiku punched goku, goku punched her back

Jim Ross: brawl, between the anime characters!

rangiku kicked goku in the ribs

hank hill ran torwards rangiku, and she hip tossed him

Trebek: damn! she took out hank!

on the other side of the ring donkey kong was pounding solid snake in the corner

donkey kong got back and ran torwards snake

Trebek: what does kong have planned here?

donkey kong lifted his foot up as is he was about to big boot snake,

snake rolled out of the way, and donkey kong's leg went over and he was straddling the ropes

snake ran into donkey kong, and with all his strength lifted the big ape over the ropes and eliminated him

Trebek: snake was able to toss the big ape!

11TH ELIMINATED - DONKEY KONG, BY SOLID SNAKE, 6:43

rangiku runs over and clotheslines mario to the ground

Jim Ross: the first woman to enter this match is kicking ass!

King: she's doing better then a lot of the men who've entered!

the 10 second clock appears on the titantron

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

BZZT

ENTRANT #17 - BOBBY HILL (KING OF THE HILL)

the crowd slightly popped as a short and chubby 13 year old entered the arena

Trebek: another teenager?

hank was too busy fighting snake too notice bobby entering

bobby walked up too his dad

Bobby: hey dad!

Hank: BWAH! bobby, what the hell are you doing here?

Bobby: i heard goku was here, and i just had to meet him!

bobby walked up to goku and started talking to him

Bobby: mr goku, i am a huge fan

Goku: well, thank you

goku turned around, and mario clotheslineed bobby

Hank ran torwards mario and started punching him

Hank: you don't hit my son!

Bobby pulled out an autograph pad and tapped goku on the shoulder

Trebek: this is a match! no time for autographs!

goku got startled, and without even turning around grabbed bobby's arm and flipped over the top rope and onto the floor

Jim Ross: bobby is out!