The Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble

What Ails You?

ENTRANT #46 – JILL VALENTINE (RESIDENT EVIL)

The crowd gave a modest pop as a woman in a tube top and miniskirt entered the arena

King: ooh, damn, I like her outfit

Jill got in the ring and walked up to chris

The two shook hands and went after Gordon Ramsay

Jill and Chris started punching Gordon until he was knocked down

Jill and Chris picked Gordon up and threw him over the top rope and to the floor

36TH ELIMINATED – GORDON RAMSAY – BY CHRIS REDFIELD AND JILL VALENTINE (5:07)

Jr: chris and jill just eliminated Gordon!

Chris and jill then went after Jesse

Chris irish whipped Jesse into jill, who hit him with a dropkick

Chris and jill then go after spiderman

Spiderman clotheslines Chris, But Jill nails Spiderman with a bulldog

Chris and Jill lift spiderman above their heads and throw him to the floor

37TH ELIMINATED – SPIDERMAN – BY CHRIS REDFIELD AND JILL VALENTINE (8:32)

Chris and jill high fived as Razor Jake ran up to them

King: and there goes spiderman!

Chris and jill nailed jake with a double hip toss

Chris did a running senton on Razor Jake and Jill leg dropped him

The 10 second clock appeared on the screen

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

BZZT

Jerry "The King" Lawler's entrance music started playing

The camera focused on the commentary booth as Jim Ross and Alex Trebek were staring at The King

King: what?

Trebek: did you really enter the rumble

King: no!, I tried but they didn't let me

Jr: then why are they playing your theme?

King: hey wait look at the ramp!

ENTRANT #47 – THE BURGER KING

Burger King entered the arena and walked slowly down the ramp

Jr: keep in mind, this isn't the first time we've seen him tonight

Then, running out of the back, came an angry Ronald Mcdonald holding a tire iron (he looked so angry, he looked more like pennywise then Ronald Mcdonald)

Trebek: oh my god, look whos back!

The Crowd gave off a huge pop

Burger King waved at the crowd, thinking the cheering was for him

Jr: they aint cheering for you, bk!

Ronald ran to burger king and hit him in the back with the tire iron, knocking him down