The Ultimate Crossover Royal Rumble

Tiger Blood Fueled Rampage

ENTRANT #36 - FRED SANFORD (SANFORD AND SON)

the crowd booed as an old man in a flannel shirt and suspenders entered the arena

Trebek: hey, it's fred sanford!

Jr: oh yeah, I love sanford and son!

King: you think fred will clean up the trash in the ring?

fred got in the ring and walked up to lamont

Fred: hey lamont

Lamont: dad, what the hell are you doing here? i said i had it covered

Fred: i just wanted to spend time with my son

out of nowhere, chris redfield ran to lamont with his arm out for a clothesline

Fred: lamont, look out!

before lamont could react, chris knocked lamont out of the ring and to the floor

Jr: There goes lamont!

29TH ELIMINATED - LAMONT SANFORD - BY CHRIS REDFIELD, 7:12

fred looked over at lamont

Fred: i told you look out you big dummy!

fred got startled as he heard heavy breathing behind him

King: oh god!, turn around! Turn around!

Jr. I don't think he should turn around!

fred turned around and saw jason behind him

Fred: now wait a minute big fella

fred punched jason, but it had no effect

fred grabbed his chest in pain

Fred: oh no! it's the big one! i'm coming elizabeth!

Trebek: should we get him a doctor?

King: nah man, he always fakes a heart attack to get out of bad situations

jason grabbed fred's throat and tossed him over the top to the floor

30TH ELIMINATED - FRED SANFORD, BY JASON VOORHEES, 0:46

Jr. Didn't help him there, did it?

the 10 second clock appeared on the titantron

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1

BZZZT

ENTRANT #37 - HOMER SIMPSON (THE SIMPSONS)

the crowd popped as an overweight yellow man in a white t shirt entered the arena

Trebek: now, what could this guy do?

King: hey, he may look old and out of shape, but homer simpson is still very tough

Jr: whether you like him or not, give him a chance!

homer got in the ring and quickly knocked down morrigan and splashed her

King: no, not the puppies!

before homer could do another attack, jason chokeslammed him

King: serves him right!

out of nowhere, the lights went out and strange music was being played