Joey
Oh f*ck! I was supposed to text Blake to tell him the deal is off but I just texted a random stranger. What's wrong with my effing life? The more I read over what I sent the more it seems like a breakup the line. F*ck! Even if I was 'breaking' up with Blake I wouldn't do it over a text, I'm not that heartless.
Sorry wrong number
No sh*t Sherlock
You don't have to be rude about it
Why the f*ck can't I
Now that just made no sense
You don't make any sense
You just broke up with your boyfriend over text
He's not my f*cking boyfriend!
Sure he's not
That sounded like a breakup the line to me
It wasn't a breakup the line
Then what was it?
I was telling him our deal was off
What deal?
None of your ducking business *sshole
Ducking, interesting
No, f*ck it was supposed to be f*cking
Okay, okay, don't get your panties in a twist
Shut the f*ck up. Let's get off that topic shall we
I'm surprised you have good grammar
Why wouldn't I
Well to me you seem like a part of a mafia
Now that was bloody offensive
Hey!
You didn't deny it
I didn't have to because it's not true
Yeah okay
Shut the f*ck up
Can I make another guess
You're a dude
You're* and yes for once you are right
Ah look at that I'm psychic
No, you're not
Yes I am who are you telling me that I'm not
I'm me
Ooh can I make another one
Another what? Sandwich
No dimwit a guess
Okay, I'll take you not answering as a yes are you British?
How the f*ck!
Oh look I'm right
See I told you I'm psychic
I really don't care anymore
Oh but ya should
Whatever you just wasted 12.4 minutes of my life that I'll never get back
Sour a math genius too, interesting
And that's my cue
Leaving so soon
Hello
Whatever
YOU ARE READING
Sorry, Wrong Number
Humor"Hey Blake, I'm sorry but I don't think we can do this anymore." "Who the f*ck is Blake?" "Oh, sh*t!" A dialogue story *completed*
