02//um...goodbye?

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So mysterious stranger who likes math, is a dude, and is British I'm bored. Entertain me

Why the f*ck are you texting me again

I just said I'm bored

Go talk to Blake

Me and him arnt on talking terms

First off: he and I are not second: why

You know your really smart

*you're and you didn't answer my question

You tell me how old you are and I'll tell you why

I'll pass that up I don't do deals and didn't it get you in trouble the first time

Yes it did, come one pretty please

No

Please

No

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

Please

FINE

Just stop f*cking blowing up my phone

Yay!

I'm 21

Your only three years older than me

*you're. You're only 18

Yes got a problem

Well first off my problem is you

D*ckhead

Now tell me why you're not on speaking terms with f*cking Blake

well he's mad because I quit tutoring him

For what reason

I'm lazy

Wow so the deal was for you to tutor him in whatever subject in exchange for...

Nutella

Nutella?

Yes pretty good deal huh

I am gonna miss those though

*going to and what the f*ck is Nutella

you stupid sh*thead don't know what Nutella is?

Uh ya

oh god have you been living under a rock!

*? No

Then how do you not know what Nutella is!

how am I suppose to f*cking know

You know what I'm done im so totally done

Um..

Goodbye British dude who loves math and is a grammar freak

Um...goodbye?

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