July 15th, 2017
Norge and I got into a fight yesterday over who's the true king if Scandinavia. He kept saying it was him even though everyone knows I'm the King of Scandinavia! Norge said it was because he was stronger than me. He isn't! He cheats by using magic!
Anyway, Sweden also got mad at me yesterday. Remember how I mentioned Sweden had a diary? Well, he found out that I told Everyone. He got drunk and did a small rant about how his Diary was "manly"!
His diary is anything but manly! Gave me a good laugh though! Oh yeah! And Emily read something yesterday and now she won't go anywhere near me. I think the title of the book was called "Danish Slaughterhouse"? Yeah, that was it!
I wonder what it's about! It really has her scared of me.
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Adventure"I decided that I'll let you guys see what I do each day! Well, maybe not each day! But, still!" It's basically a diary for Denmark. Highest rank: #39 in Adventure.
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