You: I can't believe you manipulated me into watching horror movie.
Seonho: It was fun. :D
You: guess who can't sleep rn.
You: ME
You: ==
Seonho: At least I'm here with you. Imagine what might happened if you're all alone and can't fall asleep.
Seonho: shadowy figures lurking around the kitchen...
Seonho: sounds like someone is walking but everyone is already sleep.
Seonho: weird guy with broken bones limping toward you as his blood keeps dripping.
Seonho: opening your eyes just to discover another pair of eyes staring right at you from the ceiling.
Seonho: scratching noises.
Seonho: dogs howling.
You:
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Seonho: I wasn't talking crap. Those stuffs actually happened in real life.
Seonho: One time a guy got so frightened after seeing a ghost, he got sick and died after a couple of weeks.
You: I don't believe you.
Seonho: believe me or not it's your choice. But I'm just telling you true facts. I read it on the newspaper.
You: As if. You've never read newspaper. I'm not fooled by that.
Seonho: ...
You: caught in a lie~
Seonho: whatever. Just don't call me if you cry after encountering a ghost or any other spooky things.
Seonho: Or maybe you suddenly want to pee in the middle of night and then BAAM! A girl in white with long hair twisting her head back to look at you.
Seonho: imagine what would happen if her eyeballs fall right of the sockets.
Seonho: Or maybe she crawls around like sungwook hyung.
You: I really need to sleep right now.
You: And you're just making the situation worse.
Seonho: I just want you to stay up late with me.
Seonho: I can come to your house and make you some hot chocolate.
You: At this time? Of course not. Mum would probably get suspicious of us.
Seonho: story telling?
You: No. You're just gonna tell more ghost stories.
You: I'm gonna try to sleep now.
Seonho: okay. But make sure you don't step on someone's hand by accident after waking up.
You:
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Seonho: Make sure to check everything around you first before making a move. But don't check too closely. There might be a headless murderer in your room.
You:
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Seonho: I'm only trying to help.
You: you ain't helping.
You: BYE. (Stop telling me weird/creepy stuffs :') ).
Seonho: okay, good night. Do dream of me.
You: I said STOP TELLING ME WEIRD AND CREEPY STUFFS.
