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pepe: i did something i probably shouldn't have done

breadslice: what did you do this time

pepe: well i'm round my cousins and she was making me play dolls with her right

breadslice: yeah 

pepe: and then she had to go for a bath so i kinda just stayed in her room because i didn't want to socialise and i may or may not have got into the game a little too much

breadslice: why

breadslice: peter why

pepe: i don't know

breadslice: wow trust you to play with barbies

pepe: how do you know that they're barbies they might not have been

breadslice: barbies are like the only dolls

pepe: it could've been bratz

pepe: or my little pony

pepe: or princesses

breadslice: why do you know all of this

pepe: k n o w l e d g e

breadslice: of kids' toys?

pepe: shut up

pepe: anyways

pepe: so while she was in the bath i was playing with these dolls and then i pulled one of the heads off 

breadslice: why

pepe: it kinda just came off in my hand

breadslice: 'kinda'

pepe: yes

breadslice: r e a l l y 

pepe: yee

pepe: how do i fix it

ryro: cellotape

pepe: one, thanks. two, where the hell did you come from

ryro: the wild

breadslice: scary

ryro: i know

pepe: where do i look for cellotape

ryro: in the kitchen or the study or spare room or the dining room?

ryro: or any equivalent

pepe: thanks

ryro: any luck?

pepe: i have located the cellotape

pepe: without being spotted

ryro: yeesus

breadslice: do you want mission impossible music

pepe: that would be nice

breadslice: do do do do 

ryro: do do do do 

breadslice: do do do do

ryro: du du du 

breadslice: du du du

pepe: what a beautiful mess thank you

ryro: you are the welcome

breadslice: ^

pepe: so i wrapped cellotape round its neck but one of my other cousins walked in while i was doing it

ryro: you got caught

breadslice: wow pete

pepe: i told him not to tell anyone

pepe: OH MY GOD

breadslice: what

pepe: he just called her name and she was like 'yeah?' and i was like major hand gesturing that i was going to kill him if he said anything and he just went 'having a nice bath?' and i just got so worried that he was going to tell her

ryro: aww pete getting worked up over upsetting his cousin

pepe: okay i'm going to tell my parents that i have some school work and have to go home

breadslice: oml

pepe: shEs crYInG hElP thIS iS mY fAUlT

ryro: i'm crying

ryro: of laughter

ryro: i'm not that distraught over a doll

pepe: why am i

pepe: damn i need to get one of these dolls

breadslice: why pete

pepe: i need to replace it

ryro: aww look at this 

breadslice: i know i am not blind

ryro: sorry i thought you were

breadslice: i'm leaving

ryro: i thought you loved me

breadslice: bitch you thought

pepe: help me

pepe: she's gonna find me one day

pepe: i'm staying in my room and never coming out

breadslice: good idea

a/n i've been on camp sorry

we found out that one of the leaders at the camp had a boyfriend and one of the girls there asked her

"has he kissed you on the cheek or the nose or the lips"

and another leader replied

"how about all of the above"

and the girl replied

"yeah obviously why would he kiss down below"

and i just cracked up laughing she's so innocent it's great