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You: she's got green eyes and she's 5'5 long brown hair all down her back

Wife💍: who?

You: Cadillac truck so the hell what what's so special about that?

Wife💍: idk maybe bc she got a better car than you

You: she use to model she done done some acting so she weighs a buck o' 5

Wife💍: who the hell are we talking about?

You: and I guess that she's alright if perfection is what you like 😕

Wife💍: huh?

You: and I'm not jealous no I'm not

Wife💍: jealous of who?

You: I just want everything she's got

Wife💍: that sounds like jealousy baby

Wife💍: now tell me who you're talking about

You: and you looked at her so amazed

Wife💍: WHO

You: I remember way back when you use to look at me that way 😭

Wife💍: y/n what are you talking about.

Wife💍: I don't even talk to anyone with green eyes 🤔

Wife💍: WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT LAUREN 😂

You: 🙄🙄

You: tell me what makes her so much better than me?

Wife💍: 😂😂baby she's has nothing on you. Nobody is better than you

You: what makes her just everything that i could never be?

Wife💍: do we need to have a talk or something?

You: what makes her your every dream and fantasy

Wife💍: SHES NOT EVEN MY TYPE

You: because I can't remember when it was me

Wife💍: answer your phone let's talk

You: and now you don't feel same. I remember you would shiver every time I said your name

Wife💍: you have that effect on me ☺️

You: you said nothing felt as good as when you gazed into my  eyes

Wife💍: well bc you're the love of my life

You: now you don't care I'm alive

Wife💍: what?

Wife💍: answer the phone please

You: how did we let the fire die?

Wife💍: OUR FIRE IS STILL IN FLAMES NOW ANSWER YOUR PHONE

Wife💍: I only have eyes for you

Wife💍: I only love you

Wife💍: Trust me no one can take your place or even come between us

Wife💍: so please just answer your phone

Wife💍: how about we FaceTime?

Wife💍: ANSWER YOUR PHONE

Wife💍: do I really have to buy a plane ticket 🙄

You: 😂😂😂 chill it's a lyric prank

You: when it was me by Paula DeAnda

Wife💍: 😤😤😤 I thought you were in your feelings

Wife💍: out of all songs why that one no one knows it

You: that's the point 😂

Wife💍: 🖕🏽

You: I love youuuuuu

Wife💍: fuck youuuuu

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