Y/n= Your name
James ( J )
J: Hey Love I won't be come home tonight
Y/n: Why not :/
J: Erik said he doesn't trust me enough to drive home because I drunk too much fruit punch
Erik ( E )
E: Heyy Y/n
Y/n: Uh Erik are you okay?
E: Why wouldn0't I bez
Y/n: One you haven't called by my real name since forever and two you made at least three typos
Sam: ( S )
S: Heyz iz that g url still messing with you
Y/n: Yes a little
S: okay when I'm nt there kick her in the ballz forz me
Y/n: Sam why do you have so many typos in your sentence and we had sex like five times and you still don't know the female body?
S: I no thfy hsve ballz
Matthew ( M )
M: Huy do you think yu cam drive me homw
Y/n: I'll be there in 5 minutes
M: Thankz
Damien ( D )
D: I'M GAY
Y/n: What?
D: I'M GAY
Y/n: No your not you I just saw you locked yourself in one of Mika's closets
D: I'M GAY
Y/n: Just come out the closet sweetheart
D: . . .
D: I'M GAY
(By the way I know they're all bisexual just thought this would be funny)
