Book 7: When Ron does something useful

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HARRY: omg the sword of godrick gryffindor is at the bottom of this frozen lake, better take my clothes off and swim in and get it

too bad magic doesn't work when you need it to

HARRY: oh no! my necklace is trying to kill meeee

Ron saves Harry.

Yeah, Ron does something useful. Wow. Just take that in for a second

Harry puts on his clothes. 

HARRY: omg Ron you're back I missed you!...uh...I mean, sup dude.

RON: Yeah, sup

*they hug because they actually did miss each other 

HARRY: Let's destroy the necklace horcrux that tried to kill me

RON: K, go ahead, I'm just gonna sit here and watch

HARRY: No, you do it, you're on a roll

RON: Me? But I'm just the lovable best friend!

HARRY: I'm pretty much hypothermic right now and also we need you for this plot device

RON: okay

Ron stabs the locket and super photoshopped gorgeous versions of Harry and Hermione pop out doing shirtless hugs and kisses. 

RON: Ewwww! Not emotionally mature for this! Harry you suck tbh!

HARRY: stop being so freaking useless Ron and stab the locket

RON: Okay! Calm down, sheesh!

Ron stabs the locket and they go back to the tent. 

HERMIONE: omg Ron you turkey! Why would you leave and then come back! I hate you. 

jk she loves him on the inside even though she abuses him incessantly

RON: Hey guys let's listen to the radio

HERMIONE: K

RON: Btw Harry, I brought you a wand you can use since Hermione broke yours

HERMIONE: omg Ron you're being useful

RON: Yeah I am (screams like a fangirl on the inside 'she thinks I'm useful!')

HARRY: Guys, I can't wait to kill Voldemort. 

RON: Harry you idiot!

HARRY: Wut

RON: That word is tabboo and if you say it the deatheaters find us. 

HARRY: Shit Ron why can't you be more useful

RON: I'M AT CAPACITY OKAY! 

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Death eaters kidnapp them, Hermione blows up Harry's face with pimples so no one can recognize them. And then they get taken to Malfoy's house for a sleepover. 

HERMIONE: You're so freaking useless Ron

RON: Bloody Hell

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