Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Yo Mama Is so ugly, the basilak cant look her in the eye

Harry Potter updated his FB status: To Malfoy: *tags Draco Malfoy* yo mamas so fat, the basilak can't even look her in the eye.

Ron Weasley: yo mamas so fat, the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses

Hermione Granger: yo mama is such. Ho, she be given' more rides than the Hogwarts express!

Neville Longbottom: yo mamas so fat, her wand is a slim jim

Luna Lovegood: yo mama is so ugly, she walked into gringotts and the goblins gave her a job application!

Seamus Finnigan: yo momma is so stanky, even Dobby won't take one of those socks!

Dean Thomas: yo momma so fat she got stuck in the floo network.

Fred Weasley: yo mama so fat that when she looked in the mirror of erised, she sees a ham

George Weasley: yo mama so fat her potronous is a cake

Ginny Weasley: yo mama so fat that the sorting hat assigned her to the house of pancakes!

Harry Potter: yo mama so ugly that Hogwarts was named after her face

Ron Weasley: yo mama so ugly even Voldemort won't say her name

Hermione Granger: yo mama so ugly, even the whomping willow won't hit that

Neville Longbottom: yo mama so fat that they're gonna split the movie about her into two parts

Luna Lovegood: to mama so stupid, she brought syrup to a quid doc game cuz she heard there would be 'quaffes'

Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about this!

Voldemort: yo mama so skany, the call her my whore-crux

Everyone: O.o

Voldemort: just trying to be part of it...