Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Theres no safe place except perhaps hogwarts

Rubeus Hagrid updated his FB status: there's no safe place except Hogwarts.

Harry potter: yeah especially since there are three headed dogs

Ron Weasley: chamber of secrets

Hermione Granger: dementors

Harry Potter: werewolf

Ron Weasley: tri wizard tournaments (which people have died in)

Hermione Granger: vanishing cabinets that can just transport death eaters and serial killers inside.

Harry potter: don't forget about the war where a bunch of people died.

Ron Weasley: yeah, Hogwarts seems really safe.