Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Omg i hate life

Bella Swan updated her FB status: OMG I hate my life!

Harry potter: what's wrong?

Bella Swan: everything, life sucks

Harry Potter: what did ur parents die trying to protect you or something?

Bella Swan: no my parents got divorced and my dad can't make his own dinner so it's kind of the same thing.

Harry potter: are u upset that all the father figures in your life died?

Bella Swan: uh no. But one time I fell down while playing volley ball

Harry potter: did u spend your childhood being unloved and sleeping I a closet

Bella Swan: lol no. my parents love me and everyone I have ever met adorezzzz me :)

Harry potter: so r u sad bc u have the weight of the world on your shoulders and if u screw up, millions of people will die?

Bella Swan: no! I'm sad cuz I married the man of my dreams. he is smart, handsome, strong and he sparklezzzz!!!

Lord Voldemort: lol

Bella Swan: but wait! it gets worse! I have strong feelings for another guy!

Harry Potter: oh I one time fancied a girl and them I witnessed her boyfriends death. it was really awkward.

Lord Voldemort: LOL!!!

Harry Potter: fuck off Voldemort, it's ur fault

Bella Swan: you just don't understand

Harry Potter: I guess not I just think ur a needy, selfish, spoiled, annoying idiotic girl.