Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Forever alone

Lord Voldemort updated his FB status: foreveralone :'(

Bellatrix Lestrange: me too master

Lord Voldemort: wait, you are? I've got an idea

Bellatrix Lestrange: me too!!

Lord Voldemort: are you thinking what I'm thinking ;)

Bellatrix Leatrange: I sure am 😘

Lord Voldemort: eww what? no! no definitely not! i was thinking, you can find me a girlfriend

Bellatrix Lestrange: what about me?

Lord Voldemort: fuck u ur ugly

I mean have u seen ur hair

Lord Voldemort: and ur nose is too big

Lord Voldemort: and ur skin is too weird looking

Lord Voldemort: and the eye color is all wrong

Harry Potter: owned! even Voldy here wouldn't have u !

Bellatrix Lestrange: at least I have hair!

Bellatrix Lestrange: and a nose

Bellatrix Lestrange: and my skin is normal ish unlike ur weird skin

Bellatrix Lestrange: and at least I don't have Asian eyes that are red!

Cho Chang: hey! that's racist!

Lord Voldemort: yeah! I like Asian eyes!

Cho Chang: you thinking what I'm thinking?

Lord Voldemort: yes I am! 😍

Cho Chang: fuck that! I meant u go get me an Asian boy friend!

Lord Voldemort: 💔

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