Harry Potter Facebook Chats

Okay guys, i have a riddle for yall

Harry Potter updated his FB status: okay guys, I got a riddle for y'all

Ron Weasley: what is if Harry?

Harry Potter: a guy was murdered on Sunday, his wife called the cops right Away, the cops questioned the wife and the staff and got these alibis:

The wife said she was sleeping

The cook said he was cooking breakfast

The Gardener was picking vegatables

The maid was checking the mail

The butler was cleaning the closet

Now who killed the man?

Ron Weasley: idk, probably the butler

Luna Lovegood: must have been the nargles

Dean Thomas: maybe the gardener...?

Hermione Granger: you are obviously all wrong, it was the wife, she called the cops herself to come across innocent!

Harry Potter: all y'all is wrong, keep
Guessing

Vernon Dursley: it was the maid! No
Post on Sundays!