(My good friend and neighbour Lauren kept nagging me to write this. This is a bunch of jabble I am throwing up onto the keyboard as I shove Frownies and Neopolitan icecream into my mouth with All American Rejects in my ears and USUK everywhere. So if it sucks, remember.
I'm normaly asleep. This is for Lauren.)
"I'm HUUUNNNGGRRRYYY!!!!" Lauren screamed as she flopped on the couch of Harry's apartment. "Do you have any cereal babe?! I want CEERREEAALLLL."
Harry layed his head on the counter. His recent fight with Louis had ended bad. Now he was stuck with this annoying, loud bitch he had picked up at the bar. He swore to God that all this girl did was complain.
"HHAAARRRYYY CEERREEEAALLL!"
Scratch that. Complian and eat. "I don't have any bloody cereal, gosh!" He yelled. This girl was annoying. He missed Louis. It was Wednesday. They should be having sex. Oh god, he remembered the sex with his boyfriend. Louis moans, the rush as he ca-
"HARRRYYY. HARRRRYYY I AM HUNGRY. FEED ME OR FUCK ME ALREADY. THIS COUCH IS HARD." Harry's wonderful thoughts were smashed away.
Again. He was officaly sick of this brat. He pulled his head from the counter, standing and walking into the living room and towards the couch where Lauren was laying. He swung his one leg over her, and stayed on either side of her body. "Y'know, for such a skinny girl you do eat a lot."
Lauren smirked. "So, have you decided to fuck me?" She giggled.
How gay. Harry laughed inwardly, but shook his head on the outside. "Oh no. I'm going to have sex with you, yes." Lauren gave him a weird look. "But I'm going to make you shut up first."
Lindsey had come to visit Harry.
Well, not really. Mostly to yell at the wanker and make him go back to her beautiful Louis. (oh god I almost put Zayn wut)
When she entered the hallway towards his apartment, she heard the screams first.
Then saw the neighbours crowded around the door.
Then reconized the scream. The high pitch, almost witch like scream. "Oh bloody hell. It's Lauren."
(OH MY GOD THIS BROWNIE IS SOOOOO CHEWY. That was going to go in here but it was too dirty. xD if you know what I mean)
Lindsey shoved all of the neighbours away from the door, and slammed her fist on the wood. "HARRY STYLES, OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR THIS FUCKING INSTANT!"
The screams stopped for a moment. Footsteps. The door opened at crack, and Harry's head stuck out. "Hey gurl~" He smiled. "I'm just fucking this bitch inside out. Lou would understand~ I'll make up for it later." He grinned. "She's really tight." (I'm sorry Lauren I love you..)
Lindsey started laughing, patting Harry's hand. "Go get 'em, tiger.."
The next day:
"My ass hurts.." Lauren muttered, sipping the tea Lindsey had made her. "That fucking asshole kept me up all night.."
Lindsey nodded and smiled, sipping her own tea. "Wanna tell me all about it?"
"YEAH. That whore got ontop of me, pulled ducktape out. Oh dear god, it was living hell... He.."
(I'M DONE FUCK THIS USE YOUR IMAGINATIONS.
HERE IS SOME HINTS
FOOD WAS USED
TAPE
STRING
AND PENIS
OHH VIBRATORS.
Okay. I should maybe go to bed. Maybe. :D Dang I'm old. BYE)
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