Heathers Lyrics [Genderbend]

Candy Store

 H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far,
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I'm feeling nice.
Here's some advice.
Listen up, asshole!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Skippin' gym
Screwing her
Scaring him

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Newest phones

HEATHERS:
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your daddy fix you a snack

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!

H. CHANDLER:
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsha with the cheerleader

HUNTERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Buddy, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Girls fall

H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat

HUNTERS:
All you

H. DUKE:
Have to do

H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo

HUNTERS:
That freak's

H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

HUNTERS:
If he

H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot

HUNTERS:
He would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:
'Course if you don't mind
Fine! Go to the back of the line
Maybe Super Mario is on

HUNTERS:
Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:
Let's go tear up someone's lawn

HUNTERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Buddy, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can bitch and moan

H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles

HUNTERS:
Or stay how you've been

H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like him!

MARTIN:
Vincent, look!
Ram invited me to her homecoming party.
This proves she's been thinking about me.

VINCENT:
Color me stoked.

MARTIN:
I'm so hyped!

HUNTER:
Woah!

H. DUKE:
Buddy, whachu waiting fo—
H. Chandler
SHUT UP HUNTER for step into my can-dy-- store Oooh woah!
Woah oh oh! Prove your not a lame ass any-more step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh!
You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store

HUNTERS:
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store

A/N: When your hands hurt for repeatedly typing "Hunter" every other line so you abbreviate it XD