Heathers Lyrics [Genderbend]

Blue

RAM
Heyyyyy, 'Incent.

VINCENT
Ugh. You got two hands? Use them.

KELLY
Don't talk mean like that.

RAM
You'll hurt their feelings.
You make my boobs so blue.

KELLY
You hurt them badly.

RAM
You make my boobs so blue.

KELLY
They're hangin' sadly.

RAM
What did they do to you
that you hate them so?

KELLY
Don't run from me --
They're all beat up

KELLY & RAM
like a tackling dummy!

KELLY
They long for your embrace!

RAM
They're warm like mittens!

KELLY
They'll curl up on your face

RAM
and purr like kittens!

KELLY
You make my boobs so blue!

KELLY & RAM
Just look at them glow...

RAM
We're beggin' you!

KELLY & RAM
Don't make my boobs so blue.

VINCENT
Hunter...? Hunter...? Open the door.

H. DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

VINCENT
Open the door!

H. DUKE & MCNAMARA
Oh no, oh no no no!

KELLY
You make my boobs so blue,
so please say hello!

RAM
Hold 'em!

KELLY
Enfold 'em,

KELLY & RAM
and never let go!

KELLY
Once you were geeky and nerdy,

RAM
but they knew you're dirty.

KELLY
You've set them on fire,

KELLY & RAM
Whatever you require they'll do!
So take 'em home to meet your parents!

RAM
They'll wear a dress and shine,

KELLY
and a fancy headwear!

RAM
They'll sing a lullaby:

KELLY & RAM
La la la la la!
Please make these boobs not blue,

RAM
Just for a while!

KELLY
Can't wait till later,

KELLY & RAM
my skirt is rubbin'
like a hot cheese grater!

VINCENT
Look. Booze. Drink!

KELLY
Aw, thank you so much!

VINCENT
You're welcome.

RAM
They will protect you.

KELLY
Defend you.

RAM
Respect you.

KELLY
Befriend you --

RAM
Like Winnie-the-Pooh!

H. DUKE & MCNAMARA
Winnie-the-Pooh!

KELLY
Baby baby baby they're so blue!

RAM
My boobs will work for you.

KELLY
They will obey ya!

RAM
They really need rescue!

KELLY
Like Princess Leia!

KELLY & RAM
Baby, you gots to come through.

KELLY
Teach them to smile!

RAM, HUNTERS
You got no clue how much
these two depend on you --
Please help them through!

KELLY & RAM
My boobs are in your court!

MAC & DUKE
My boobs are in your court!

KELLY & RAM
Yeah!

MAC & DUKE
You make them boobs so blue!

KELLY & RAM
You make my boobs so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!

KELLY & RAM
Ow! Ow!

MAC & DUKE
You make them boobs so blue!

KELLY & RAM
You make my boobs so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!
You shake them,
you quake them,

KELLY & RAM
Good God!

MAC & DUKE
You break --

KELLY & RAM
My boobs!
You make my boobs so blue!

MAC & DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!
You take them,

KELLY & RAM
Lookit! Lookit!
Lookit! Lookit!

MAC & DUKE
You bake them,
Chrissake --

KELLY, RAM, MAC, DUKE
You make my boobs so blue!
Please make their dreams come true,
and make these boobs not blue!