If Transformers Prime discovered Facebook

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RockNRoll has updated her status...

Hello people, 'bots and 'cons!

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RandomUser: Miko, where have you been? I haven't seen you for weeks.

RockNRoll: Pfft! I'm in hiding of course.

WreckerPower: I've been helping her keep hidden from Ratchet.

RandomUser: Wait... Your hiding from Ratchet?

Thedestinedautobot: I thought you were all about being fearless.

RockNRoll: Yeah well, I think Ratchet has had enough and has decided to get rid of me.

NinjaFemme: Why do you say that?

RockNRoll: Because he did something that scarred me for life.

Beesgotskillz: It can't be that bad.

RockNRoll: He stole my phone, smashed it then left it somewhere for me to find with a note that said 'Your next'.

RandomUser: O_o

Beesgotskillz: O_O

NinjaFemme: ...

Master_Hacker: Was not expecting that.

Thedestinedautobot: * chokes on energon *

RockNRoll: I still haven't gotten over the loss of my baby * cries *

RandomUser: * rolls eyes * Miko, it was just a phone.

RockNRoll: IT WAS NOT JUST A PHONE!!! ME AND MY BABY HAVE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH TOGETHER!!! * cries a river *

AllHailMe: I do not understand why you call a communications device your 'baby'.

RockNRoll: BECAUSE IT WAS!!!

AllHailMe: Did you give birth to it?

RockNRoll: ...

RandomUser: XD XD XD * dies of laughter *

DontMessWithTheFinish: * thinks it over * Starscream makes a good point,
Humans seem very attached to their phones.

RockNRoll: WE DO NOT GIVE BIRTH TO PHONES!!!!

DontMessWithTheFinish: Hmm... maybe a dissection of a human female will tell us if your telling the truth. You seem to be a perfect candidate considering your attachment to your device * pulls out scalpel *

RockNRoll: O_o

WreckerPower: You so much as touch her Knockout or any other human female and I will make sure your finish takes solar cycles to fix. * hand transforms into wrecking ball * Understood?

DontMessWithTheFinish: * laughs nervously * Completely.

AllHailMe: You do not hesitate to threaten Knockout when he ponders if he should dissect Miko yet instead of doing the same to Ratchet you assist Miko in hiding. Why is that?

WreckerPower: I don't want to be on Ratchet's bad side.

RockNRoll: Well at least Ratchet doesn't know where I am.

Master_Hacker: Uh Miko... Ratchet could probably track your location since your online.

RockNRoll: ...

RockNRoll: SCRAP!

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