Prime has updated his status...
Everyone we have found two refugee predacons. What is your status report?
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RockNRoll: BOOO!!! Way to make a chat boring as (CENSORED) Optimus.
WreckerPower: Miko! Watch your language!
RockNRoll: Sorry I've been watching a lot of TeamFourStar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RandomUser: Clearly, you're brain is turning out as dumb as those idiots.
RockNRoll: WHY YOU LITTLE (CENSORED) YOU DO NOT DISS TEAMFOURSTAR!!!! I'M GOING TO (CENSORED) YOU AND THEN AFTER THAT I'LL SHOVE A (CENSORED) UP YOUR (CENSORED) AND THEN (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED) (CENSORED)!!!!!!
FireFlame9204: *Covers wittle Sideswipe's audio receptors* Is she usually like this...?
WrenchWielder: Unbearably loud? Yes. Concerningly homicidal? No.
Prime: Pardon me but who is Sideswipe?
therockergrrl: Oh right! We forgot to mention we found sparklings!
Prime: *Pikachu face* Sparklings?
therockergrrl: Yeah, we found two little twins and they are just so cute and- WHEELJACK! GET THE GRENADE AWAY FROM SUNSTREAKER!!!
ExplosivesExpert: Wha- *looks at Sunstreaker in his arms to see him sucking on a grenade as if it was a pacifier* Hey! Hey! Hey! Give me that! *Takes the grenade away*
therockergrrl: Uh oh...
WrenchWielder: He's going to cry.
ExplosivesExpert: EH?! *Sunstreaker's cheeks puff out and his optics start to water* Oh scrap NO! SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HIM!!! *Sunstreaker starts wailing*
therockergrrl: Oh for crying out loud! Give him to me! *Takes Sunstreaker and swaddles him, rocking him in her arms* It's okay, don't cry little guy *Sunstreaker sniffles and quietens down*
TheNiceTwin: Well... I'm Nyx, this is my sister Sundavri!
TheBadassTwin: *glaring at everyone distrustfully*
Thedestinedautobot: That one sure is a glowing with personality.
TheBadassTwin: Do you want me to knock you out again?
Thedestinedautobot: Uh...nooooo?
TheBadassTwin: Then shut up.
TheNiceTwin: Sundavri, be nice.
TheBadassTwin: I was being nice; I was graciously warning him to shut his trap otherwise I'd shove my ped up his aft.
Igotthemoves: I like this one already.
Prime: ...
Prime: Pardon me but...who are you?
Igotthemoves: Oh hey Optimus! It's ya boi; Jazz!
Prime: Jazz? You survived???
Igotthemoves: Survivin' and thrivin'!*slips on shades*
Skeeterblade: Surviving? You nearly bled out and I easily took you down. How are you still alive?
Igotthemoves: Just the luck of the Jazz Man!
Skeeterblade: Not impressed.
Igotthemoves: Were ya impressed by mah smooth moves?
Skeeterblade: You mean you smoothly landing on your aft?
Rock roll: 😆🤣🤣🤣
Igotthemoves: 🥴 I'm wearin' her down, takes time for mah charm ta' work.
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