**3 AM sh!ts**

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I'm just gonna post some sh!t here cause it's 3:00 am and I need a little break from studying some sh!ts for a test.

1) Draw with Jazz? Apparently Jazza is called Jazzy now and his channel will be about drawing with JazzTopaz 😂😂😅

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1) Draw with Jazz?
Apparently Jazza is called Jazzy now and his channel will be about drawing with JazzTopaz 😂😂😅



1) Draw with Jazz? Apparently Jazza is called Jazzy now and his channel will be about drawing with JazzTopaz 😂😂😅

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2) Savage comeback:
But I don't want a guy that treats me like a princess...
I need a guy that treats me as a true woman.

3) I don't really know what to say about this

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3) I don't really know what to say about this. But I want to repost it so...


4) LOL! Marina telling her haters off

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4) LOL! Marina telling her haters off.
Now I have a strong desire to send this to my classmates


5) I'll be that crazy best friend that will take you to hell

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5) I'll be that crazy best friend that will take you to hell... (Which is my school cause that's fcking hell)





Ok, now let's talk about happened yesterday.

Yesterday was teacher's day And our class has planned a surprise for our teacher.

We got all the stuff done so now the only thing left to do is to call our teacher. She wasn't supposed to know what was going on yet and it was hard trying to think of a valid excuse to make her come to the classroom without being suspicious.

I volunteered to do the task. My plan is to fake the altar broke down (cause we all have mini altars in the room because what do you expect? It's a catholic school) Our mini altar has an image of the Our Lady of Fatima

Someone decided to come along with me and help my plan set to action. And I so wished she just didn't come along cause she sort of ruined the whole thing.

So this is what happened...

Me: Ma'am! The altar broke down.

Classmate: Yeah! The head of the statue fell off

Teacher: Uhhhhh *seriously doubting us* Really? That's kind of impossible...

Me: *thoughts* Thanks a lot for not being obvious *sarcasm*

Classmate: YES! Tori broke it :V

Me: Yeah.... WAIT WHAT I DIDNT- CHRISTIAN DID (wow, way to go Tori. Now you're the obvious one)

Classmate: YeH! They were both playing around it

Me: WHAT THE- *thoughts: playing? Wait that didn't sound right...* (Oh fcking sh!t that was horrible...)

We managed to get her to the room but I knew our teacher knew that something was up

When we got to the room my teacher was surprised (and maybe touched)...

...but the whole time she was hugging the Our Lady of Fatima image...

SO YEAH THANK YOU SO MUCH MY DEAR CLASSMATE

AJUSIDHEHWIMAHDHAJKFFS~

*sarcasm*

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