when i reached our shared mansion i barged the door open and sprinted up to my top secret lair(aka bedroom Xb) i smashed through the door and placed the kittens on the carpet and closed the broken door -somehow- and i walked over to the kittens, «OKIE, me. the fabulous yandere-dolphin is going to name you after the people i respect the most. and look up to. SO BE GRATEFUl.» i said as i pointed at them.
«you, ginger cat. your name shall be pein. no wait. nagato. no wait. UGH never mind it's going to be pein!» i said as i got confused in my own words, i didn't even realized the two kittens now had their ears flat against their head. «you! blue kit, your name shall be konan!» i said as i pointed at the blue kitten-who i totally didn't know was the real konan-_-"- «CHA!!! YOU SHALL NOT NAME THE KITTENS AFTER THE AKATSUKI YOU HEAR?!!!» i heard ady screech from the first floor as i heard elephant foots run up the stairs.
«well shit. WELP I ALREADY NAMED THEM TO LATE! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!!!!» i said/yelled/screamed/shouted as i picked up the kittens and ran out of my room and ran towards the second stairs, i heard the angry elephant behind me catch up to me and i jumped over the railing and i felt the kittens tense up as we neared the ground in a rather quick speed, i landed gracefully and did a safety roll and continued to run around the house as i heard an elephant stomp down the stairs.
"this is gonna be a looooooong day." konan and pein thought with sweatdrops on their heads.
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akatsuki kittens! and that one group of goofballs.
Fanfictiongoofballs, they come in all shapes and sizes. but what if my group of goofballs would find akatsuki kittens and almost kill them in the process of our goofball-ness? will they survive us? or will they die knowing how stupid we are when together??? W...
