I SHIP THEM TILL I DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ;A;
after that we decided to hold a rap/dance battle?
i dunno??????? XD
«I'M THE BEST DANCER IN HUMAN HISTORY!!!» ady shouted, «OVER YOUR ASS DUDE!!!» i said as i did the worm over the floor to him. «BRING IT!» i said as i jumped to my feet in front of him. «ALRIGHT BIATCH. ;A;» he shouted as he jumped onto a stage i apparently have in my room living room.
the kittens looked at us as we both had our own stage and applause came from wherever the people were standing ;-; confusing everyone except us two. «BRING IT!!!» ady said to the DJ and some music started to play.
and he dragged mar on stage and they started to dance.....
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«HA BEAT THAT!!!» he shouted as mar left flipping him off for the billionth time. i felt my eye twitch and i grabbed una and dragged her onto the stage «BRING IT, BIATCH!!!!» *cue pot hitting head sound* i then clapped my hands and the lights went out. and pink and other flashy colors started to appear like lights on the stage.
(its the first dance :3)
after una and i had finished the non-existent people clapped and did all sorts of noises that would make this a zoo of some sorts. «I WIN, SUCK IT UP AIDS!» i shouted while doing a hand flip thing ;-; «I WAN'T A REMATCH!!!!» adyaids whined as mar looked up from his phone and flipped a bird at him. «DUCK!» i shouted, «oh- cuzz it's a duck is it???» ady said before getting a duck in his face. «NOPE.» i started to run while mar went on a duck throwing spree. «MOOOOOOOOOOM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!» i shouted, «IM COMING!!!!!» una shouted.
every thing happened so fast.
mom ran towards me.
the kittens had retarded faces on.
mar was throwing ducks with his........... i'll leave that out of here. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
and one of the ducks hit una.
«MOOOOOOOOOOM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!» i shouted as i crawled on me knees towards the now face panted una, «MOM WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOUR TO FUCKING YOUNG TO DIE!!!» i shouted in a dramatic way, i closed my eyes for the plant pot that would hit my head, but nothing came.
«........» i then got the best idea in my life.
«PRINCESS OF ARDELEDALDE!!!! GET OVER HEEEERE!!! WE'RE HAVING A CURSE BATTLE.» i said as i grabbed princess of ardeledalde and kissed him on the nose. a poof appeared and hidan stood there....
nude.
mar died that day of a severe nose bleed. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
«HIDAN, LETS SAY ALL THE FUCKING CURSE WORDS WE KNOW TO SAVE MY FRIEND!!!!» i said as i hugged him, and sort of crushed him with it. «WHAT THE FUCK?! THE FUCKING FUCK?! HOW THE FUCKING DID YOU FUCKING DO THAT BITCH?!!» he shouted, obviously mad/confused/happy-not-to-be-a-kitten-anymoe. «DON'T CARE, LET'S SING THE CURSE SONG!!!!» he looked at me (we have almost the same height ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )), «you.... you know the legendary curse song?....» he said, like a child on chrismas day. «yes my little fuck of nature. NOW LETS SING!!!» i said as i grabbed him by the shoulders (he still nude by tha way ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )) and grabbed a microphone and attached it to a big ass box that would help make the cursing louder?
«OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE LIVES IN A FUCKING LAND DEEP IN THE PUSSY.
HIDAN: FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, DAMN, COCK SUCKER!!!~
me: PUSSY, ASSHOLE, CUNT!!!~
both: MOTHERFUCKING DIRTY WHORE WHO SHAT ONTO MY LUNCH!!!!~
PISS, CUNT, DAMN, BITCH, SUCK MY DICK!!!~
JESUS HAROLD CHRIST!!!~
SHIT, BITCH, COCKSUCKER!!!~
GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKER!!!~
PUSSY, ASSHOLE, CUNT!!!~»
for tha pepo who want tha lyrics. ^^
suddenly, like the devil himself wanted this nightmare to end, (which he probably did.) una shoot up, and looked straight forward. she then twisted her head 180* and looked at us with a sinister smile. «i will die knowing a saved a mom. how romantic mom!~» i sang. as hidan (who was still nudes~) and i ran around the house, avoiding a super saian una.
WHAT A LOVELY DAY. ;A;
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Fanfictiongoofballs, they come in all shapes and sizes. but what if my group of goofballs would find akatsuki kittens and almost kill them in the process of our goofball-ness? will they survive us? or will they die knowing how stupid we are when together??? W...
