so, now that i somehow turned everyone human again, everyone was traumatized. yaY.
i glanced at a half naked zetsu, i didn't have clothes big enough to cover the venus trap around his chest and stomach so i could only give him some pants. my cheeks started to burn at the sight i was seeing, they burned even more when i layed my eyes on a certain blue shark who's clothes was extremely tight around his hot TiGHT UpPer Body-
i mentally slapped myself, StApH iT-
HoW Will You EvEr COnQueR TheiR HeaRtS WhEn YouR OnlY a FanGirL?
i saluted at my only braincell that was working properly as it left the chat, «you are 100% right, i must conquer the world with my manly belly fats and hairy leg's in order to prove my worth for my lovers.» adyaids looked at my with terror and looked like he shit himself-
«NaNI-?!GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHH» he shouted as he sprinted off once more doing the naruWEEB run, he wasn't even doing it corrEcTlY- «YoU UnCulTurEd SwiNe- *deep russian accent* i will FokInG DisTrUi YUr BluuDliNe-!» a flower pot came out of una's buttoch's and slammed against my head, making my fly against kisame, who ever so kindly did the effor to catch me. and i wasn't complaining, his NicE FleXy MusCle'S wE'Re HaRd To ThE ToUCh-
and even though i just traumatized the akatsuki beyond repair, i went ahead and touched kisame's arm muscle's, «wow- ok- damn, those are some muscle's-» i said in complete awe. kisame grinned, and sorta looked pridefull, «like what you feel?» i felt a creepy/horny grin form its way on my face, «i don't like it- i love it.» to which kisame looked quite off guard by that as una laughed her ass off at my comment, ady was nowhere to be found, he was somewhere in aids-topia. and mark was just staring at deidara's hands with a even wider hornier grin. if that was even possible.
pein was sitting next to a high tobi, because for some ungoddly reason i thought weed and catnip would turn him around.
and to my surprise, it didn't.
some good'ol ice tea however- did.
when life gives you akatsuki kittens, am i right?
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akatsuki kittens! and that one group of goofballs.
Fanfictiongoofballs, they come in all shapes and sizes. but what if my group of goofballs would find akatsuki kittens and almost kill them in the process of our goofball-ness? will they survive us? or will they die knowing how stupid we are when together??? W...
