akatsuki kittens! and that one group of goofballs.

i is amazing- not rlly.

so i sat there, sugar in my double E-tities, a nude itachi in my face, with his face covered in tuna and sauce.

...

oh boi-

i screeched and i knew i had given my position away as i heard aidyaid's elephant feet crash through the house on his way to the kitchen, so i did what every sane person does when they see a nude guy with tuna all over his face-

i picked him up, threw him over my shoulder, and ran for it.

«SCRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-» i screeched as i raced out of the kitchen, adyaids barely touching my shoulder as he yeeted past me and crashed lowkey into the freaking mircowave. welp, there goes my chance to make cookies or any delecacy for that matter. oh well, after sprinting up the stairs, hearing no more of adyaids, i was safe to conclude he was knocked unconcious. oEf-

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after i yeeted still tuna face covered itachi in my room and threw t-shirts, pants and all that wonderfull stuff at him he soon tapped my shoulder and when i turned i saw that he had indeed grabbed my fav black militairy T-shirt. fuck- «I TOLD YOU NOT TO CURSE BLYAT-» a loud demonic screech came from insta-moms room as i flinched in surprise, «BUT MOM I DIDN'T eVEN SaY ANyTHinG-»

«NOT mY PRoBleM BlyAt-» she screeched back. i then sighed as itachi looked as confused and lost as my sanity but hey, we're all lost in this household. i looked at him, slightly tired of everything, even though it's JUST morning. «want to have some real breakfast? and clean ur face?» he just nodded with still surprised eyes.

eh- 

i somehow suspected this moment would come.

wait....

if that is the case....

CaN i TUrn THe ResT bAck TOO?

and that, dear readers, is how i traumatized all of the akatsuki, with one mere action.

called-

trying to help.