the group 🅱hat | bts [DISCONTINUED]

four

jungkook: ight so which one of yall spiked my horchacha

yoongi: its horchata and no one did

jin: why are u asking us something like that

namjoon: do you not trust us or something?

jungkook: fuck... you're right.... i guess i just don't remember....

taehyung: don't remember what?

jungkook: buying a ticket to japan

jimin: holy shit

jimin: wait jungkook where are you??

jungkook: jA FUCKING PAN

hoseok: FUCJHSJSKSMS LMAOAOAOAOAO

hoseok: buy some hentai while you're there lMao

jungkook: I HAVE ZERO MONEY, NO CLOTHES-

jungkook: wAIT WHERES MY WALLET

yoongi: idk dude ^^;

namjoon: ^

jungkook: i guess ill just like become a stripper or something and ruin our image....

namjoon: jungkook no

yoongi: jungkook yes

jin: wtf yoongi?????

yoongi: what

hoseok: why are u encouraging this sort of behavior

yoongi: whats life without a couple of risks

taehyung: fuck,,,, hes right

namjoon: thats some woke shit

jungkook: hello i met a fan at japan and shes buying me a hotel room

taehyung: i bet u started crying like the little bitch u are

jungkook: but weren't you the one that cried while preforming 2 o'clock?

taehyung: FIRST OF ALL its 4 o'clock and SECOND OF ALL that song holds sentimental value

jungkook: ight well this hotel room holds sentimental value now

hoseok: taehyung spiked ur drink

taehyung: wHAT THE FUCK DUDE

jungkook: WHAT THE FUCK TAEHYUNG WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT WHAT THE FUCK IM STRANDED WITHOUT MONEY OR LUGGAGE LIKE YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST GIVEN ME A WEEKS WORTH OF BOXERS FUCK YOU DUDE

taehyung: YOU'RE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME A BITCH

jungkook: YOU ALWAYS CALL ME A BITCH YOU BITCH

taehyung:

jungkook: this friendship is cancelled

taehyung: ha jokes on you we never had one

yoongi: the youngest are WILDJNG RN

namjoon: we should spike jungkooks drink more often

jungkook: HOL' UP

jungkook: WE?????

hoseok: namjoon you fucking dumbass bitch do you really have an iq of 148? are you really this fucking stupid???????

jin: say i if you want namjoon removed as leader

jin: i

hoseok: i

yoongi: i

jimin: i

namjoon:

jungkook: im repeating last nights mistakes

jin: ???

jungkook:

hoseok: ok the memes were funny now its just getting out of hand

jimin: ^ 👏👏👏👏

jungkook: ok all jokes aside im actually getting drunk rn

taehyung: wtf why???

jungkook: so now you care???

taehyung: ...

jimin: shit just got intense up in this bitch

jin: just like the telenovelas

namjoon: so now u watch telenovelas?

jin: yuh it b like dat sumtimes

yoongi: yeah he was crying while watching el señor de los cielos

jin: its so fucking intense and good

taehyung: truuuuu

jungkook: this cosplayer told me im good at cosplaying jungkook

jungkook: what do i do

jimin: tell the thing thank u rude fuck

jin: yeah, do u have no manners????

jungkook: you guys are always attacking me like what'd i do

hoseok: what didnt u do

namjoon: must suck to always be attacked

taehyung: doesnt everyone attack u with your expensive girl song or whatever

yoongi: yeah dude like what the fuck was that even

namjoon: i-

jin: like seriously u sound like a fucking pedo

hoseok: tragic

taehyung: mozart cant relate

namjoon: LEAVE ME ALONE