the group 🅱hat | bts [DISCONTINUED]

new years chapter!

namjoon: huddle around boys!

[everyone surrounds namjoon, they look like a herd of penguins hugging for warmth]

namjoon: and stay like that damn a bitch freezing

jin: not i

[jin is wearing ripped jean shorts with a semi casual shirt with rounded specs, a complete boyfriend look]

jin: a hoe never gets cold

jungkook: get ur cardi b headass out of here

jin: if you don't get your 90% torso 10% legs looking ass out of here im gonna make sure you enter 2018 with a mega ass whooping

hoseok: violence is never the answer

taehyung: ok but like... u were chasing me with a knife not even 10 minutes ago

hoseok: i have multi personality disorder stfu

taehyung: do u really

hoseok: bitch no the fuck did you think this was split???

taehyung: quit calling me out you know im stupid

hoseok: at least you know that

yoongi: on other news

yoongi: nicki minaj finally answered my dm we fucking tonight

jimin: how much are you paying her

yoongi: shut up you couldn't even get jeongyeon on a date

jimin: that was last month

namjoon: it was 12 hours ago

jimin: shut up this is why that interview didn't want to shake ur ashy ass hand

jimin: FUCK man you're so annoying

namjoon: my new years resolution is to drop y'all deadass.

jin: fuck it ended with a period he's deadass y'all

jungkook: [faking sadness] no namjoon! please don't leave me! you're the only OTHER weeb i like! taehyung watches anime dubbed!

namjoon: na im sick and tired of y'all

jin: we won't be losing 10k a month to replace expenses that you broke so idk who's the real winner here?

namjoon: ok but you're still gonna be a personal chef to these other 5 buffoons

yoongi: me??? a buffoon??? i am perplexed!

namjoon: shut up you don't even know how to sit on a chair right

yoongi: ... it be your own leader.

jimin: 5 minutes!!!

jungkook: until what

taehyung: omg jungkook you scared me

jungkook: and your face in the mornings scares me

taehyung: shut up

jimin: deadass tho where you been

jungkook: i was eating food

jin: three minutes!

yoongi: quick wheres my vodka bottle

namjoon: its on top of the fridge

yoongi: who the fuck put it there???

hoseok: you did. when you were drunk.

yoongi: im such an asshole

yoongi: jungkook give me a boost

jungkook: the fuck??? why would i help you

yoongi: ill give you a sip

jungkook: okay give me ur foot

[yoongi places his foot untop of jungkooks hand and jungkook confidently lifts him up]

yoongi: okay i got it

[jungkook places him down]

namjoon: one more minute!

jin: any last words?

jungkook: i fucking hate u all happy new year!

jungkook: i still hate all of you

[yoongi begins chugging the vodka, he doesn't care about the burn in his throat because he's already numb inside]

yoongi: i love drinking

namjoon: you have a problem yoongi

yoongi: [slurred] no i dnot

jin: ok yeah sure and jimin isn't a sub

jimin: just to clarify, im not

jin: shut up

jimin: o-okay