the group 🅱hat | bts [DISCONTINUED]

thanksgiving chapter!

jungkook: all of you can fucking die

taehyung: same to you jungkook

yoongi: lmao homeboy ended up coming back

jungkook: against my fucking will

jin: shut up f—

namjoon: on another news, congrats to us for not disbanding yet

yoongi: even tho we all want too

hoseok: refresh my memory again rap monster

namjoon: its rm

hoseok: ok and its jhope not jhorse but continue?

namjoon: ok... we cannot stand each other

jimin: false!

taehyung: this bitch #lying your honor!

jimin: me and taehyung can stand each other

jin: but thats because you guys are like three months apart

yoongi: truuuuuuuuu

jin: anywho, lets all sit down and enjoy some motherfucking turkey

jungkook: no

jin: why

jungkook: i dont wanna eat with people that spiked my horchachaslide

yoongi: iTS HORCHATA

jin: thats ok u can eat with the dog

jungkook: we dont have a dog

jin: yes we do

jin: namjoon sweetie come here please

[namjoon quickly looks up at the mention of his name and runs to where jin is at]

jin: gimmie your hand

[namjoon gives jin his hand]

jin: see we do have a dog

jin: namjoon, sit

yoongi: hes basically calling u a bitch dawg

namjoon: i, kim namjoon, am not a bitch nor a dog

jin: and i, kim seokjin, am not a pink princess nor an eomma but no body gives a shit anyways

yoongi: stop dissing armys

jimin: shut up mr.infires

yoongi: sTOP

yoongi: lets all say grace now

[everyone holds hands expect jungkook and jin]

jin: [speaks through teeth] hold my fucking hand

jungkook: no

jin: jungkook i swear to god

jin: hold my goddamn hand before i shove this turkey up your ass

jungkook: idc im not holding our hand

[jin hits jungkooks hand, jungkook then gave his hand to jin with tears rolling down his face]

yoongi: I would like to say thanks to jin for this smack ass turkey

namjoon: amen to that

yoongi: i would also like to say thanks to nicki minaj for having big ass tiddies and ass like dam girl bring ur melanin ass here ma

taehyung: a fucking men

yoongi: and fuck u god for creating mike dice lmao fuck that bitch

everyone: AMEN

jimin: jungkook swaty drink some water ur sobbing

jungkook: d-dont tell me w-what to d-do bit-itch

namjoon: okay lets di-

[yoongi is already eating, he has a three plates full of food]

[everyone turns to stare at yoongi]

yoongi: [with a mouth full of food] what

jin: u were supposed to wait

yoongi: oh lmao i thought we're supposed to eat after grace

hoseok: what type of headassery

jungkook: jin pass me the gravy

jimin: what the fuck weren't u crying a minute ago

jungkook: that wasn't me, that was jk

taehyung: is there any pumpkin pie

jin: yeah but i think u should eat the tu-

taehyung: i dont like turkey, or thanksgiving food

namjoon: the fuck

taehyung: it 🅱 lik dat sumtimes

jungkook: wow that was a good meal cant wait for next year!

yoongi: u only ate a slice of that turkey

jungkook: i know i just don't wanna be with yall 1's anymore

jungkook: plus that turkey was dry af lmao peace

jin: taehyung,,,,, spike his fucking drink again

taehyung: fosho dawg

[hoseok calmly sips his tea]

yoongi: is there anymore alcohol here

namjoon: yeah there should be more in the fridge

yoongi: there isn't, i just drank it all lmao

jin: you have a problem

yoongi: so does your fucking mashed potatoes, the fuck did u put in there lmao flavorless ass potatoes and shit

jin: yall so damn ungrateful