the group 🅱hat | bts [DISCONTINUED]

craiser chapter! (christmas chapter) pt.1

[jungkook is hanging the ornaments on the tree]

jungkook: well thats all the decorations

jungkook: just one more thing to hang

jimin: jinnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

jimin: jungkook is being suicidal again

jungkook: its a phase

jimin: understandable

namjoon: you know they moved the date of jesus birthday to this day right

yoongi: of course you'd know that

yoongi: onto more important news

yoongi: what did you fuckers get me

taehyung: i think you meant what did **santa give us

yoongi: he doesnt exist

taehyung: lol what are u saying he does

yoongi: he doesn't why do u think u never seen him

taehyung: because he only comes when ur asleep!! dang dude im only 13 and im smarter than u

yoongi and literally everybody else: ...

hoseok: you don't even celebrate christmas

yoongi: doesn't mean i shouldn't get presents

taehyung: i mean you were an asshole all year

yoongi: atleast i didn't spike my friends drink ;3

hoseok: JHSJSHJSHAJ

taehyung: die

yoongi: with pleasure

jin: no!

jin: no dying on my watch

jimin: you heard that jungkook?

jungkook: i hope your eggnog has piss in it

jungkook: actually, that can be arranged

jungkook: i've been meaning to pee anyways

jimin: ...

namjoon: we have eggnog?

yoongi: no

hoseok: no

taehyung: what are you guys talking about? theres eggnog in the frid-

jin: omg taehyung shut the fuck up

yoongi: dude shut up