the group 🅱hat | bts [DISCONTINUED]

valentines day chapter!

[bts are gathered in the living room.]

[everything is peaceful, namjoon is reading a novel, yoongi is on his laptop google deep diving, jungkook and jimin are asleep on the couch, and taehyung is playing with the rat: yeontan, and jin is playing with his guitar]

[its a normal day in the bts household]

[until hoseoks bursts in with over a dozen balloons, several teddy bears, and roses.]

[he pulls on a string and confetti pops out, alarming the sleeping jimin and jungkook.]

jungkook: [behind the couch] everyone duck its a shooter!

jimin: it's not its hoseok

jungkook: even worse! its hoseok duck and hide!

hoseok: ill ignore that but merry valentines day everyone!!!!!

namjoon: bye isn't that next week

hoseok: no... i don't think so..

yoongi: who are those presents for

hoseok: for u

yoongi: on some g shit??? fr dawg?? deadass bro?

hoseok: no lol its for jin <3

jin: thanks bro no homo

hoseok: y yeah always...

hoseok: what did u get me :)

jin: check your room.

[hoseok rushes into his room]

[hoseok gasps]

hoseok: jin :((((

[everyone enters the room]

yoongi: yeah okay i guess thats cute or whatever

jungkook: [takes a picture of it] lmao yugyeom is gonna laugh his ass off at this lol

jin: okay everyone get out. now. me and hoseok have things to do.

hoseok: [blushes]

jungkook: yoongi wheres my gift :)

yoongi: [under his breath] you better shut the fuck up you fucking fa-

namjoon: hol' up y'all together???

yoongi: aren't you and jimin together??

jimin: h-how'd you find out

jungkook: bye its so obvious

namjoon: is it really that obvious???

jimin: how'd you guys hide it?

jungkook: just act like you hate each other

yoongi: its like saying 'i love you' but not really

taehyung: is everyone together but me?

yoongi: yeah but i heard hunter from exp is interested in you

taehyung: fuck off asshole

jin: [naked, hoseok is shown in the bed covered with sheets] why the fuck are you guys still in the door way? me and hoseok are fucking

jungkook: wait a damn minute

jungkook: who tops?

jin: thats a secret, now get the fuck out of the hallway your bickering is making me lose my erection

yoongi: alright princess

jin: you better shut the fuck up before i hit you with my dick

hoseok: [in a distant voice] his dick is big, it'll hurt twice as much

namjoon: lets leave?

everyone else: yeah

[a/n] yikes okay i know this shit is over due procrastination is a bitch but uhhh ill try updating faster??? and sorry this is short!