•]BTS AND THE CAT FT. JIN[•
Jin: Oh there's a pussy in the kitchen!
Yoongi: Sshh! Let it be hyung I'm sleeping!
Jin: But it's eating our food...
Yoongi: ...
Jin: It's eating the lamb skewers you've been saving for Jimin and Holy.
Yoongi: *standing up, holding a gun* where the fuck is that cat?
Cat: Meo-- *le burned the moment it talked*
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Jin: Oh there's a pussy in the kitchen!
Namjoon: Really hyung? Where's the pussy? Is is pretty? Is it tight? Omg! Is it wet already!?
Jin: Yah! You pervy leader -- I was talking about a pussy cat! A cat you get me? A cat!
Namjoon: Oh... I thought you were talking about... You know.
Jin: Stop watching and downloading those things Namjoon!
Cat: Meow~
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Jin: Oh there's a pussy in the kitchen!
Hoseok: Ihhh~ I hate snakue!
Jin: Hope-ah, I said it's a pussy cat... Not a snake.
Hoseok: Oh! But it sounded like a snakue...
Jin: How so?
Hoseok: It has 'Ssssss'...'puSsssss'
Cat: Meow~
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Jin: Oh there's a pussy in the kitchen!
Jimin: Really where?!?! I like kittens!
Jin: It's eating your jams jimin...
Jimin: Whaaa-- why didn't you stop it!!! Argh! That jam is expensive!
Jin: I thought you like the cat?
Jimin: Yes! BUT JAMS IS LIFER!
Cat: Meow~
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Jin: Oh there's a pussy in the kitchen!
Taehyung: I know.
Jin: Why didn't you catch it?
Taehyung: Why would I catch my friends?
Jin: Because its eating our food!
Taehyung: Well why didn't you served our guest some food to eat hyung?!?! It was supposed to be your job to take care of guests!
Jin: Tae... It's a damn cat! And its not even pink! I don't like it!
Taehyung: All you care about is what you like hyung! Look at the cat!
Jin: *le looks at cat*
Taehyung: It's wearing a Gucci collar! It means its my guest!
Cat: Meow~
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Jin: Oh there's a pussy in the kitchen!
Jungkook: Eh, Charlie Puss?
Jin: No, Jungkook. A pussy cat.
Jungkook: PussyCat Doll's sunbae nims?
Jin: No.
Jungkook: Then what? *le whines and pouts* I am the golden maknae I can never be wrong!
Jin: It's an animal!
Jungkook: Ohh~ a cute cat!
Jin: And its not pink. I don't like it.
Jungkook: Don't worry, that cat doesn't like you too.
Cat: Meow~
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