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[ BTS' REACTION TO YOU GIVING BIRTH ]

[ BTS' REACTION TO YOU GIVING BIRTH ]

YOU: Honey, the baby's going out! Call the ambulance!

RM: Wait here love, I'm going to cal— fuck I broke the phone!

YOU: Calm down and find the car keys!

RM: It's here — oh my god! I broke the keys!

YOU: Honey, you need to take me to the hospital! NOW! Argh!

RM: Okay, okay, wait. . . Lemme carry you— OMg! I broke my wife!!!

•••

YOU: Jin, the baby! Argh!

JIN: What? What's happening?

YOU: it's coming!

JIN: What no— wait! I haven't even decided if that baby should wear pink, baby pink, or dark pink!

YOU: Jin! Quit joking. . . I'm—

JIN: Oh! Oh! Speaking of jokes! What do you call the letter B beside the bay?

YOU: Jin!!! It's coming!!!

JIN: It's bay-B!

YOU: Jin. . .

JIN: Tsk! Better make sure that baby is handsome or it's going back in!

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YOU: Yoongi! Help me! The baby is coming out!

SG: Mm... I'm sleeping.

YOU: But—but Yoongi! Arggh!!!

SG: The fuck are you to interrupt my sleep?!

YOU: Our baby! I'm about to give birth!

SG: Then give birth! Do I have your damn pussy with me?!

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YOU: Hobi, please take me to the hospital. . .

JH: Omg! Are you going to die?!

YOU: No hobi, the baby— ahh!

JH: AAAHHHHH why did you release dirty watur???!!

YOU: My water broke! I need to give birth!

JH: Why? Why will you give birth!? Oh, btw, who's Birth? Is that our son's name?

YOU: Hoseok! It's coming!

JH: Omg! Don't worry I'll protect you, now calm down baby I'll take you to the hospit— *le faints*

YOU: Hobi? Argh! Why did I ever marry you!? I forgot you're scared of blood!!!

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YOU: Jimin, where are you taking me?

JIMIN: To the hospital.

YOU: Huh? But I'm not sick? Why are you taking me to the hospital?

JIMIN: I know you're not, but you have to give birth.

YOU: What the hell, Jimin! I'm not pregnant!

JIMIN: Oh, you aren't?

YOU: Yes.

JIMIN: Then shall we make you pregnant? *le smiles mischievously*

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YOU: TAEHYUNG! TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL!!!

V: What? Why!?

YOU: The baby is going out!

V: Omg! Let's go now!!!

[At the hospital]

DR: The baby is safe now.

V: Really!? Is it a boy or a girl!?

DR: It's a girl. Congratulations!

V: Did you hear that Yeontan? You have a baby sister!

YOU: Tae, Yeontan's mom has six pups. All girls. I had a hard time on her delivery, she keeps crying.

V: You did well Assistant Doctor Y/N.

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YOU: Jungkook, take me to the hospital...

JK: Wae???

YOU: My water broke and I'm giving birth soon!

JK: What!? No way! You can't!

YOU: Ahhh! Jungkook what are you doing!?

JK: I'm preventing the baby! He can't go out yet!

YOU: Yah! Stop blocking my vagina! It needs to be out!

JK: No! I won't let it!

YOU: Argh! Why wouldn't you—

JK: I can't let that baby out! I won't be your baby anymore if that comes out!

YOU: Bullshit! You'll still be my baby— just...just...

JK: Then you won't let that baby suck your boobs? I'm the only one who's aloud, right?

Lol... I'm done with life😂😂😂
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