rants!!

lilo and stitch

Heyo its bookie

My name is bookie.

Welcome to bookies book of rants.

Bookie will be your host today.

Bookie says hi.

Hi I'm bookie

Bookie says hi

This is what happens when a car goes by

😑(that's my dead face emoji. Cause I don't have one)

Bookie wants to bless you with her amazing presents. By being annoying.

HAOOY HALLOWREN EVEN THO HALLOWEEN WAS LAST WEEK.

MERRY CHRISTMAS AS HALLOWEEENS OVER. EVEN THO I LOVE HALLOWEEENCUZ I LIKE BEING SCARY!

AND BECAUSE I HAVE A REASON TO LOOK SCARY. EVEN THO MY LOOKS ARE PRETTY SCARY

I MISSED TOU GUYS!

YIUR ALL MY FAVOURITE PEEPS

WELCOME TO MY HEAET
ITS SHINY AND BLACK. BANDAGED AND CRACKED
BUT SRILL GOOD YAH. STILL GOOD.

WELCOM TO MY FAMILY I FOUND IT ALL ON MY OWN. ITS SMALL AND BROKEN. BUT STILL GOOD YAH. STILL GOOD.

I LOVE STITCH.

Stitch is my friend. Like you guys!.

But stick knows not to eeed Pudge tuna.

That's an abomination.

Pudge is a fish.

Do you know what tuna is.

Its

Its

Stinking fish!

Lilo also knows not to give Pudge tuna.

My life's as dramatic as usual. Because. How can it not be dramatic with my sexy looks!..

( jk jk I look like a hippo on steroids)

Guys. For Christmas can I have a unicorn. You can mail it to.

Corran college school.

Ballyhorse

Co unicorn.

K?