I'm a little teapot short and spout. Fill me up and pur me-
"Clears throat" didn't see you guys there. Sorry.
Hi I'm bookie. Welcome to my amazing book on how amazing I am.
No. I'm not amazing.
No I won't sign your autograph.
And for god sake .
Security! This mans trying to kiss me!.
Oh.. Your still here.
Again sorry.
I think u just got a sneak peek of my mind.
Its a very wild place. Full of book scenarios to write. And crazy ideas. and pranks. And all sorts.
Guess you connected to my brain at the wrong time.
Ooopppsie
You see five minutes ago you would have got this.
I like sausages.
It rhymes with Satan
No it soesint
Yesh it does.
Auto correct keeps changi g goooid to good.
And noice to nice or notice!
I can't sing.
Oh well.
Again. Its a wild place in there kids.
Put on your safety gear before entry. This is a hard hat safety zone.
No I don't mean it in a dirty way.
God you sick minded people!
Oh well.
"Bookie"
"Yesh mum. Coming mum!"
Well gtg. Acya guys when I feel amazing again!
YOU ARE READING
rants!!
Randomwell. I've decided my life is awesome enough to tell you guys all about it!!