Select two prompts with your pairing, or non pairing, along with a type (humor, fluff, angst) and I'll write you a ficlet!
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1. "I'm too sober for this."
2. "Well, that's tragic."
3. "Is that a UFO?" "Slow down, maybe they need directions!"
4. "Guess who's going to jail?"
5. "Buy my silence in donuts."
6. "And so, that's how you died."
7. "They're so cute when they're asleep."
8. "I'd kill for coffee... Literally."
9. "You're Satan."
10. "My chest hurts... Oh. I've been shot."
11. "Welcome to fatherhood."
12. "Dogs don't wear clothes!"
13. "These children... are demons. I swear!"
14. "Run, bitch!"
15. "How do you forget that we're married?"
16. "I just want ___ back."
17. "This is going to hurt."
18. "You can lie to yourself, but don't lie to me."
19. "I loved you, once."
20. "Some things were never meant to work."
21. "Why are you naked?!"
22. "Don't leave me behind."
23. "You're my best friend in the whole world, okay?"
24. "No one can hurt me like you can."
25. "Please, do not summon a demon."
26. "I'm dying." "Oh my god, you dropped your coffee, stop."
27. "Kiss me."
28. "I'm not leaving you."
29. "I can't breathe."
30. "I love you."
31. "I bought this because I thought you'd like it."
32. "Is that... blood?"
33. "Your mom texted to tell me you're pathetic."
34. "Are you hurt?"
35. "I will DESTROY YOU - Oh my god, you have a dog? He's so cute." "What is wrong with you?"
36. "Stop hogging the blanket you fiend!"
37. "Stay with me."
38. "Listen here, you stingy bastard."
39. "My mom doesn't like you."
40. "So... We're trapped."
41. "There's so much blood."
41. "You look like you need a hug."
42. "One day you people will respect me!" "Okay, but can you please get off the table?"
43. "Get your cold hands away from me!"
44. "Okay but like... Did you die?"
45. "You know, your pants is are fire." "What?!"
46. "I'll kidnap your dog, don't test me!"
47. "You hurt more than anyone else."
48. "Why did you leave me?"
49. "And that is how you fight off a bear."
50. "I never want to see you again."
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Most of the prompts are from tumblr, so credit to the authors of them, and a few are mine.
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