𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one

if you were apart of V team

"It's very important that you don't eat meat"

"Jack you just had a McDonald's"

Him pushing you to of the shot

"McDonald's? What's McDonald's? I don't know her!"

Your name being: Janet Bin weevil

Having several layers of lipstick on, even though you don't have lips.

"Do I look like an edgy Instagram model?"
"Sure let's go with that"
"You little-"
"ACTION"
"Hi my name is Janet Bin Weevil"

"Do I go yet?"
"Yes!"
"H-h-Hi!"

Ugly crying with Finn

"Do I look mysterious"
"No Chosen you look like a fucking chipotle worker"
Jack stepping in shot
"Don't be like Jan over here, she bullies the true hero's of this world!

"Rule number 1: be good and dont eat meat!"
"Jack that's rule number-"
"Sure, Jan"

"Remember to keep hydrated, drink lots of water!"
You walk into shot with some orange juice
"nO JAN!"

"Why is she even in the team?"
"I don't know honestly"
"Well Deven it's because she's a reliable source"
"Of What?"
"Lots Of Things like- and.. yeah idk"

"This is technology Janet, get rid of it"
"You really thought I was about to put my phone in the Bin? Well a hoe was wrong bye bye"
Jack throws your phone at Finn, who then throws it in the pool

"YOU FUCKING-"
"Rule number three: no swearing, we are a good Christian community, and it is going to stay that way."

Cuts to a clip of you chasing them with a knife
"MY FUCKING PHONE YOU ASSHAT!1!1!"

Running around the hallway with a Finn screaming "V TEAM!"

Getting on Jacks back with Finn
"This is a position I never expected to be i-"
"Y/N WERE ROLLING!"
"oH! V"
"TEAM!"
"V-v team!"

Loads of finger guns + thumbs up

"Are you making fun of my mOTHER?!"
Attempting to split up Wyatt and Finns fight
"LADIES STOP BOTH OF YOUR MOTHERS ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN!"
Wyatt accidentally hitting you
"Okay sister I think the fuck not"
Joining the fight
"JANET!"
"What? I was just... tickling him.. yeah, let's go with that"

Jack licking your face, and Finns

Working out with Chosen
"100.. 200.. oh hey, I didn't see you there"
"Yeah he totally didn't notice a ratty boy holding a shitty phone right in front of his face!"
"GOD DAMN IT JANET!"

Helping him drown Finn
"Devon where do we hide the body?"
"I don't know, maybe in my grandmas cupboard. I'm sure she won't mind"
Chosen walking over
"Is he dead?"
You and Jack drop Finn on the floor
"aBORT MISSION!1!1"

Jack slaps your ass
"I CAN GET YOU DONE FOR ASSULT!"
Chosen coming out of nowhere and backing you the fuck up
"Oh my god Becky did he touch you? I'll slap him, I swear I will! I'll kill you if you touched my best frenn! That's what I thought sweetie walk away. Bye, bye!"

Jack throws you in the pool
"I SWEAR TO GOD"
"Right now we are witnessing an amazing reunion! Janet is a few seconds worth of walking away from her phone, I think this could be emotional. Get your tissues guys! O-or you could run, right now I'm thinking that may be the better option"
"Jesus Christ!!"
"DO NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN SUCH WAYS YOU SINNER!"

Getting overly abused
"V Team!"
"wE'RE BETTER THAN TEAM 10!"
"THE ONLY SNAKE WE HAVE IS JACKS GIRLFRIEND!"
Chosen and Finn can't stop laughing.