𝙋𝙍𝙀𝙁𝙀𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙀𝙎, it chapter one

If you were in the IT cast

Being insanely close with nic
'this is my best friend Nic, he's like a brother to me. Hey shister'
'y/n we're not rela- ohh OHHHHHH I GET IT!'

'am I meant to be proud'
'he doesn't get much let him have it y/n'
'wyatt, shut up.'

Having petty fights with Jack
'Jack give me the stupid ha- JACK OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO ANNOYING '
'I'M NOT ANNOYING'
'FUCKING DICk'

If you listen closely you can hear sister Nic removing his wig, putting his hoop earings in finns hand, ripping off his acrylics and zooming over to kill jack.

'suck my toes'
'suck my holy bible, you need jesus'

Having to run around after Finn for a week after losing a bet
'drive to Starbucks I'm craving one'
'Sorry Britney, I can't drive.'
'Then fly the fuck?!'

Renaming each other
Y/n| Courtney
Sophia| Tiffany
Jack| Josephine
Finn| Britney
Jaeden| Gretchen
Wyatt| Stacey
Chosen| Becky
Jeremy| Jessica
Nic| Lauren
Jake| Alissa
Bill| Staceys mom
(Sorry if any of those are your names, and yes I named nic after myself)

Spilling T (The T alaska thunderfuck)
'and so I was like no, sis, that's not happening. You're a petty betch'
'that's the true tea, courtney'
'I know, Tiffany, I know'
'honestly, Cour, I don't know if I would forgive Becky for that. She went to Starbucks without you, without us.'
'it's okay Josephine no need to cry, we're better than her!'

Having a group chat, including Andy, called the cReW 🐙
'MainBroAndy added: Y/n, Sophia, Finn, Wyatt, Jeremy, Jaeden, Chosen, Jack, Nic and Jake'

Y/n
Ew, who are you people?

Finn
Hey, my names Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow!1!1 👅

'Y/n has left the chat'

Wyatt
Honestly, I don't blame her.

Nic
I would say I agree, but Wyatt said that and why would a like-minded individual such as myself do anything remotely similar to a noodle scalp?
No, but yeah. I agree with Noodles.

'Sophia added Y/n to the chat'

Y/n
Ew peasants.
Jokes ily all, except Jack.
Jack's mean.

Jack
I object

Sophia
No one cares

Chosen
No offence, but y'all are boring asf
I'm leaving

'chosen has left the chat'

Y/n
I hate to follow trends, that was a lie, but I've gotta Zayn

'y/n has left the chat'

Finn
Did someone say Zayn?
Ohhhh
Yeah, me too.

'Finn has left the chat'

Jack
Bye thots

'Jack has left the chat'