Dear Diary (klance soulmate au)

Headcanons -worth reading

Still working on the next chapter so have some cringy headcanons! (Please follow me on Amino as piinktea for updates)

-Keith only started fencing because of Adrien on Miraculous Ladybug
Keith, while fencing with Shiro: *mumbling the theme song*
Shiro, stopping: isnt that from that french anime?
Keith: itS NOT AN ANIME

-Lance has a secret crush on Peter Pan
Pidge, going through Lance's phone: why are your homescreen and lockscreen's peter pan?- why are there so many photos of him-
Lance: giVE ME THat.
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Lance: *wakes up in a cold sweat* hunk.
Hunk, worried: yeah buddy?
Lance: Return to Neverland was a really underrated movie

-Keith has learned Lance's favorite songs

-Keith has memerised all the lyrics to fergalicious

-He often tries to impress Lance with his knowledge of Beyonce's music and life
Keith: Did you hear about Beyonce's-
Lance, in monotone: Her pregnancy? Yep.
Keith: well,, did you hear about-

-Shiro hears Keith singing Single Ladies in the shower(he's recorded it on snapchat and put it on his story once and Matt called him just to hear it)
Keith, leaving the bathroom: Matt?? When did you get here?
Matt, stifling his laugh: oh,,, not too long ago,,, how was your shower?

-Lance was insecure about his timer since his family would go on about how it was "unfair" he got to meet his soulmate at such a young age

-Keith is insecure about his freckles so uses concealer
Matt: you done putting on your makeup, pretty boy?
Keith: IM SENSITIVE MATT.

-Hunk is an only child which is why he spends so much time with Lances family- they treat him like the siblings he never had  
Lance's mum: come now, son
Hunk, tearing up: M-mum?
Lance: you called him son. Mama this is a lifetime commitment, here are some things you need to know-

-Lance actually likes Keith's mullet
Lance: Stupid Keith and his Stupid beautiful hair-
Pidge, Hunk and Shiro: what
Keith: what
Lance: what
Lotor: aRE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH KEITHS MULLET-

-Lotor actually likes Lance. But he isnt used to genuinely feeling those sort of emotions so he plays with him

-Shiro only calls Matt 'Matt" when he's mad
Shiro, from in the kitchen: Matt, come here
Matt: Hi honey, whats the matter? I love you so much- we should go out its lovely weather for a picnic- did i tell you i love you?-

-Keiths mullet is a result of poor hairdressing and he cant be bothered to go back and fix it

-Pidge has hacked Lance's phone and reads his diary entries every week- no one but Heidi knows

-Keith throws his knife at trees/walls and pretends theyre his enemies
Shiro: hey Keith want some- what the fuck
Keith: gonna give you to the count of 3 to mind your own business

'Keith fucking plays Minecraft and gets really mad at the noobs killing him
Matt, recording: hey bro
Keith: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAAAFT

-Lance secretly likes My Chemical Romance