Chapter7: He got a pet..

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When i fell asleep on Hirohite's shoulder, i elbowed him in the nose. He broke it but refused to go to the hospital. I just punched it back into place and put a band-aid on his nose. He was upset so he got a pet. He got a kitty!! He named her Inu which means "Dog". "Why the hell did you name you cat Inu? Inu means dog." I said, confusedly. "Hehe, You named your bird Kuso which mean shit so i can name my cat "Dog"." he had a point. I named Kuso Kuso because he looked like shit. He is naming his cat Inu because dogs are not cats. The cat is pretty.
She is nice. She is a tanish color. Inu wont stop meowing. STOP! JUST STOP. I can't even sleep. I think that cat is in heat. Damn. "She wont stop meowing!!" Hirohite complained first thing in the morning at 6 AM. "She is in heat." He didn't understand. "It means she want to mate." he still didn't get it. Look it up dumb ass. " Does that mean she ....." he figured it out. Great. Amazing. Bravo. I applauded. "You figured it out! Hah! Greaaat!"  He probably only got a pet because i have one. Copy cat. "Hirohite? I have a question." this wasn't a question about the cat. You know what? Yeah I'll ask him about dinner. "What?" He replied "I'm hungry" He threw a pizza box at me. "Yayyyyy!!Thanks Hite!!" I thanked him. He then got some hair dye out.  He took his cat into the bathroom and then came out an hour later.  He either had some trouble shitting or i don't know what. He had his cat in his hand. He dyed his cat's hair. He died it grey. It wasn't anything major. But it was ever more cuter. It was cute as fuck. Inu used to be tanish, but now she is grey as fuck.

            Inu

So adorable i could die

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So adorable i could die. I got a head ache from that adorable kitten so i decided to go to bed. I said goodnight to Hirohite and Inu,then went up stairs said goodnight to Kuso. Ugh  A lot of work. I feel asleep while thinking of tacos. It is a good thing to fall asleep to. :D

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