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(Mikes Pov)
"fruit salad yummy yummy"
"fruit salad in my tummy"
"omg jay stfu!" I said.
jay has been singing that fücking wiggles song sense I made her a fruit salad when we got home
"never the wiggles shall live on!!!"
"mike I think your friend has had to many bananas if you know what I mean " -Drake
"well actually sir I haven't had any bananas mike said there's no more in the fridge". she said with all seriousness
"drake leave her alone!"
as soon as those words left my lips jay ran to me and straddled me.
"my
*kiss*
hero
*kiss*
-1 hour latter-
"I'm hungry"
"then go make a sand witch"
"but I want chicken" jay said pouting
ughh if this bixch don't stfu.
"come on jay I'll take you to the kitchen"
"yay!!! hey jake will you come with us" she gave her pouty face that no one can say no to.
"umm sure"
"si!! mike will you carry me?"
"no "
"punta estupido"
"don't call me a stupid b!tch!" -.-
"you are one"
"that's it ima ring your little fcking neck out!!" I lunged at her
"ahhhh" jay ran behind Jake.
"what th-"
"jay what are you doing?"
"trying to climb a tree to get away
from that loca chica!!"
"jay I am not a fuxcking tree nor do you climb me."
"but i like this position, I have easier access to you neck so I can find your sweet spot"
jay told Jake while nibbling on his neck earning her a groan from him.
"mike I'm home".
shit dads back
"mike dad knows shes here right?"
"well...umm..I um no?"
"Mike really?!?!"
"oh shhhh I got this no need to go loco chico."
"jay no!! my mom's with him!"
jake looked like he wanted to shit him self
"its okay bro jay can handle her self she gets down"
all the color drained from his face
"thats what im afraid off .ughh now ima have to visit 2 people in the hospital."
"jake ma-" I cut him off
"shh I hear laughter"
"...and you see mr.parez that's how mike ended up with green hair"
"that is hilarious and you can stay as long as you like as long as you help me learn spanish for my future
clientele jay'mie."
jay'mie? She told him her real name?!?
"you got it mr.parez"
"please call me Michael"
"okay michael"
"you can use the joining room to mike"
joining room? ohh that's what that door is for.
"well I'll see you guys later"
"bye sun"
"bye moon"
"sooo mike where should I put my stuff?"
we just all looked at her like she had 3 heads
"What? I told you I got this."
what have I gotten my self into......
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