Dear.....shitheads

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Inspired by @_mugman_

Dear haters
"To be honest- I actually don't hate you guys...like, I have no feeling about you guys at all. Keep living your life"

Dear crush
"Does my lover count as a crush? If it's a yes- then I have a crush on my lover- if it's a no- well shit, I have no crush"

Dear English teacher
"You are my role model, and my god- holy shit you're so awesome, I'm glad to be your student"

Dear real life friends,
"Thanks for always chilling with me in the library and you can always rant to me with your bullshit- I always will be there for you"

Dear internet friends,
"You guys are my fucking FAMS!!!"

Dear sisters and brothers
"I'm glad I brought two siblings in my life but lost the other two"

Dear past me
"Love yourself"

Dear future me
"Get a fucking roommate already- jay? Wanna move in?"

Dear neighbors
"Why so many cats!!! They're getting uNDEAR MY CAR!!!!"

Dear Lover,
I love you so much- I love you with all love heart and always think to myself why you put up with me- but then you do shit like this.
Me:"so my nails are growing..."
Lover:
Lover:
Lover:"you're really are proving that you're the bottom"
Me:"ACK!!!"

Dear everyone,
"Love your life and live it"

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