What's your past life story?
Third letter of your last name;
A: I took over the world
B: I killed Ben Franklin
C: I walked around naked
D: I jumped off a cliff
E: I punched Einstein
F: I licked a cave man
G: I kissed a dinosaur
H: I ate bugs
I: I rescued an elephant
J: I danced on top of Mt Everest
K: I lived in a pyramid
L: I swam the Pacific Ocean
M: I drowned in a bath tub
N: I shot fifty police officers
O: I shrinked the President of America
P: I danced on a tree branch
Q: I kidnapped Cleo Petra
R: I was stranded on an island
S: I slapped ten rats
T: I lived in Whitney Houston's bedroom
U: I was in a rock band
V: I robbed a bank
W: I drove into a lake
Y: I was stuck in a well
Z: I burnt a thousand witches
Your birth month;
1st: with Nicki Minaj
2nd: with a bat
3rd: with a computer
4th: with Chris Hemsworth
5th: with spiderman
6th: with a sword
7th: with Rihanna
8th: with a monkey
9th: with a guitar
10th: with a sheep
11th: with Demi Lovato
12th: with an old cat
Colour of your shirt;
Blue: because I'm on drugs
Black: because I'm damn crazy
Grey: because I love Russia
Orange: because I can, suckers!
Yellow: because I'm hot asf
White: because my mother told me to
Green: because I love doing it
Red: because it's fun asf
Purple: because my teacher was annoying me
Brown: because my face had a pimple
Pink: because a cop smiled at me
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A/Note: How weird is all that?
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