Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single fish. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"
"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."
"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."
"But why?"
"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. She prefers that for supper tonight. "
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Yeah buddy she's your wife....of course she knows.
Anyway thanks for reading..bleh bleh bleh and hope y'all are enjoying this book so far. Feel free to drop in your comments and I'll be happy to read them---unless they're bad comments then I will hunt you down, tie your hands and feet together, set you on fire and watch you burn while drinking water from a hose....just kidding. I swear I am not that heartless. 😏
JE LEEST
Just For Laughter
Overig"A day without laughter is day wasted." 😊 "Never be afraid of those belly laughs." 😍 Jokes, games, tongue twisters and more jokes. Enjoy! 😊 Oh and BTW most of the stuff in this book are not mine so a massive thanks to those awesome people who cam...