Joke: Intelligence

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Two Italian construction workers, Guido and his co-worker were in the field on an extremely hot day working and when they caught sight of their supervisor, Guido asks his co-worker. "Hey, how come we do all the work and he gets all of the money?"

The other says, "I don't know, go ask him."

So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says, "Hey, how come we do all the work and you get all of the money?"
The supervisor replies,"Intelligence."

Guido frowns in confusion. "What is this intelligence?"

The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says. "Hit my hand as hard as you can."

Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit the supervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisor pulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisor says, "That's intelligence."

Still smarting, Guido goes back to his co-worker and his co-worker asks, "Hey, what did he say?"

With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on his face and says "Hit my hand as hard as you can...."

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I mean no offense to anyone.

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