Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=
96%
But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5= 100%
And,B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = a whopping 118%!!!!
So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude will get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!
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Dedicated to the hypocrites...like myself.😂
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