A young, attractive woman thought she might have some fun with a stiff-looking military man at a cocktail party, so she walked over and asked him, “Major, when was the last time you had sex?”
“1956,” was his reply.
“No wonder you look so uptight!” she exclaimed.
“Major, you need to get out more!”
“I’m not sure I understand you,” he answered, glancing at his watch, "It’s only 2014 now.”
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